Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings... - FML

By Pontiacman92 - 29/08/2013 07:07 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

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By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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By Anonymoys - 22/02/2021 17:01

Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML

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You deserved it 721

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By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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You deserved it 145

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 05:58

Today, I, a woman, realized that only women find me attractive, which is fine, except that I'm straight. FML

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You deserved it 87

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 13:59

Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML

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You deserved it 398

By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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You deserved it 2 290

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By Cicie - 27/01/2017 03:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML

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I'm happy for you, but…

By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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You deserved it 4 756

By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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slooby_fml 25

Thursday 29 August 2013 12:07

So he can't still be good looking?

theifunnyguy 6

Thursday 29 August 2013 12:07

how can you not know?

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Thursday 29 August 2013 14:23

I fail to see the fml here. If you are sexually insecure let us know, OP.

gangnamstyle_fml 5

Thursday 29 August 2013 14:25

Steven Tyler?

shimmerkitten 3

Thursday 29 August 2013 14:33

So? Why do you care?

aprilmulder 8

Thursday 29 August 2013 14:39

Is the singer the guy/girl from against me?

DaFaqison 3

Thursday 29 August 2013 14:58

Was it Harry Styles?

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Thursday 29 August 2013 15:01

Are you talking about the guy who sang with Within Temptation in "What Have You Done"? If I'm not wrong, I read in Whiplash (a heavy metal website from Brazil) that he went through a sex change and is a woman now.

fancyturdhat 11

Thursday 29 August 2013 15:27

Boys have a penis. Girls have a ******.

usernameunkn0wn 18

Friday 30 August 2013 8:47

So that's what this thing between my legs is called, a ******? Thanks for clearing that up for me.

kalbrek009 20

Thursday 29 August 2013 15:43

Jeffery Star?

shizhappenz 11

Thursday 29 August 2013 15:48

Is it Black Veil Brides? I mean Andy Biersack is pretty sexy.

askingandy 23

Friday 30 August 2013 3:51

Doubt it. Andy's voice is pretty masculine and he definitely looks like a guy with his short hair.

rt156 16

Thursday 29 August 2013 15:48

Bet its the guy from Tokio Hotel

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Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML

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Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend now has me setting an alarm for 3 hrs after she's fallen asleep, all so I can uncover her feet so she doesn't get too warm. FML

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Today, a customer at work made threats against me and my two-month old son. Instead of following policy by notifying the police, my manager apologized to him and told me to leave. FML

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Today, a haunted house opened up next to my restaurant and they've gotten into the habit of scaring me as I'm cleaning up at night. They stay open for another month. FML

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Today, I was working the night shift at the hotel I'm employed at. After checking in a young couple to the room above the main office, I was forced to listen to them having it off for most of the night, serving a very loud reminder that I've been single for five years. FML

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