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By Pontiacman92 - 29/08/2013 07:07 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

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By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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By Anonymoys - 22/02/2021 17:01

Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML

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Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 05:58

Today, I, a woman, realized that only women find me attractive, which is fine, except that I'm straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 13:59

Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML

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By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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By Cicie - 27/01/2017 03:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML

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I'm happy for you, but…

By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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slooby_fml 25

Thursday 29 August 2013 12:07

So he can't still be good looking?

theifunnyguy 6

Thursday 29 August 2013 12:07

how can you not know?

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nyxiny 22

Friday 30 August 2013 2:34

Who cares? I mean that in a most serious way. Does that honestly change your opinion of the band? Because you shouldn't let it.

katnissmellark_fml 15

Friday 30 August 2013 2:44

was the band one direction?

ifightdRty 5

Friday 30 August 2013 2:46

Ahhhh...AFI

goliatron 9

Friday 30 August 2013 2:56

Time to stop listening to androgynous emo scenester shit and grow up...

maemismile 22

Friday 30 August 2013 3:00

Tokio Hotel?

EvilLittleMan 23

Friday 30 August 2013 3:27

Time to listen to music with balls. SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYER !!!

askingandy 23

Friday 30 August 2013 3:43

My bet is for Kellin Quinn since his singing voice is feminine and often mistaken for a girl's, his name is gender neutral, and he could be mistaken for a woman in a few select pictures. Just because it's not the type of thing you listen to doesn't mean it isn't "real" music. Fake music isn't a ******* thing, grow up and stop being immature little *****.

BMTHsuperfan 18

Friday 30 August 2013 3:46

not sleeping with sirens right? >_>

Sierraisfred 8

Friday 30 August 2013 4:25

Tokyo hotel?? Lol

brittanyrose329 17

Friday 30 August 2013 4:27

I make the mistake, not only with band members, but people i meet daily.

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