By Just_Me_88 - 18/08/2012 05:09 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
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Just_Me_88 8

Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.

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lenamartinovic 13

How old is your husband? 0_o You should dump him. FYL, OP

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neonglostix 28

Someone needs to take this mans balls away before there are more children involved.

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kaydeebee 6

You should tell your man to wear a rubber.

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free2speak 14

what the serious ****!?!

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hellokeroppi 5

That is disgusting... If you stay with him you're just as bad.

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Meesersuperman1 4

That's ******* disgusting. And probably illegal.

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Spark_Slicker 19

The age of consent in Oregon, where OP is from and like most states in the US, is 18. So yeah, it's illegal.

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blackonblight 32

Most states? I thought 17 was the norm, with 16 in some and 18 in about a dozen. May be misremembering.

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allishall2694 0

Technically she can if it following her states age if consent laws. For example NJ age of consent is 16.

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arickjames86 2

16 will get ya 20!

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mmmmIdiots 5

Wow is all I can say!!! Glad you realised your husband is an absolute ********!! Also people why so much hate to the FML regulars ???

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