By Just_Me_88 - 18/08/2012 05:09 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
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Just_Me_88 8

Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.

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lenamartinovic 13

How old is your husband? 0_o You should dump him. FYL, OP

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hateevryone 14

WTF? Get his ass locked up, statutory rape.

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conholio33 28

*after reading OPs comment* 36! And he slept with a 16yr old! Omg i hope his a** is put behind bars. So sorry this happened to you OP

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kookysoc 11

:O OMG.. What a pedophile! Worst FML I have heard although its really more of an FML for your husband.. How embarrassing I'm sorry OP... Good luck...

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KociaQ 30

Heavens. I read the comments, I'm glad you will be rid of him. Good luck!

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kittysundae 8

Kick him to the curb

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kittysundae 8

Kick him to the curb

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chefcaldwell 5

Step 1. Divorce your husband. Step 2. Get him arrested. Step 3. Live the rest of your life in happiness.

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Lauranna_fml 9

Forget the divorce and hire a hitman! Just kidding! Seriously though take your baby and find a man worthy of you. This guy is a freak! Your still really young and you have your whole life ahead of you. I hope you and your baby have a great life together.

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