By Just_Me_88 - 18/08/2012 05:09 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
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Just_Me_88 8

Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.

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lenamartinovic 13

How old is your husband? 0_o You should dump him. FYL, OP

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joethebiden 8

Where's Chris Hansen when you need him?

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klatt 8

He is a sick man. Have him arrested !!!

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xxooxx210 3

What a pedophile and a *****!! FYL op :(

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jocelynpacheco 0

ugh, no one seems to recognize how stupid and slutty the 16 yr old is. I hope everyone knows she slept with an older man. she'll have to live with that fact forever

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msrabbit625 4

Um jail time needed there

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

wow that's totally illegal..

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1337chick 4

You can still get an abortion in the 2nd trimester, right? Gettitdun. And turn him into the police for rape. What a sick sick man.

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fmlloler 0

shes 16 ffs. and HIS daughter. thats ******* sick. charge him. consentual or not that man needs help FAST!

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Just_Me_88 8

Whoa there....she is in no way related to either of us....at all, she chased him plenty, but HE is the adult and she is a victim of sexual assault, and he knew that, and her age. Her parents could care less, and I blame both. And this is gross...but not pedophilia, as she looks (and acts) very sexually mature. And while it is illegal in this state, he has done it before and the cops didn't care one iota. It's too small of a charge if no one screams rape. Sad, but true. Can't wait to see that DNA test, though.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Whoa, he's done this BEFORE? I'm glad you said he's soon to be an ex because otherwise I'd have absolutely no faith in your judgment. I'm sorry you bred with this guy and will have to raise the kid on your own. And the last thing we need is another candidate for 16 and Pregnant, so everyone has been screwed (pardon the pun) in this situation...

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xxreikoxx 31

I am so sorry, OP. You deserve so much better.

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