By Just_Me_88 - 18/08/2012 05:09 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
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Just_Me_88 8

Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.

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lenamartinovic 13

How old is your husband? 0_o You should dump him. FYL, OP

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MrKapono 4

If I was married an knocked up my wife, then had the opportunity to hit a 16 yr old, not only would I, but would have done it raw also.

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MrKapono 4

Just kidding fyi, that guy is ******* gross. Hope he gets registered, divorced, an his ass beat by the girls father

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outoftown 26

#329, Sorry, jsfromga, thumb slipped. Meant to thumb you up, not down. Yes, #320/321 is being too cute by half. Sadly, it seems there are still women who fall for this shit.

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itooamscrewed 10

Report him to the cops. Chances are this isn't the first underage girl he's slept with and it won't be his last.

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BIGtits98 3

sick.. I don't understand why people do that thing

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xmaximusx 12

Well if the age of consent is 16 only thing he did wrong was not wear a condom

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workinzom99 2

really want to f*** him over call the police,she is under age no matter how you look at and once a cheat always a cheat. divorce him while he is in jail and once he gets out there is no way hell the courts would let him near any of his children and he'll registered as a sex offender so parents in the community will know not to let him near their daughters. think about if he cheated on you and slept with a 16 year old would it matter to him to go younger

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monalisa911 1

obviously the 16 year old was asking for it, or the Guy would of already been arrested. don't put all the blame on the Guy. Give some credit to the teenage ***** that infect this world.

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