By Just_Me_88 - 18/08/2012 05:09 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
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Just_Me_88 8

Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.

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lenamartinovic 13

How old is your husband? 0_o You should dump him. FYL, OP

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Spark_Slicker 19

That's absolutely disgusting. I would cut off his manhood.

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jayhawkchik 4

Dude, FYL! That sux. Sorry. Dump him, you and your child are better off without that pedo!

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ebull30 3

Your husband sounds like a pimp I'm jealous

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jim_bolicious 4

It makes me ******* sick how ignorant, and inconsiderate people can be to the people they supposedly love. Give him what he deserves, chop off his nut sack and shove his balls down his throat

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bridgetv25 8

Omg idk if I'd like to say I hope that's his step daughter what either way pedophile or pedophile incest gross!!

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yusaku02 20

I'd imagine he'd be going to jail

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Theblackrose8 5

D-I-V-O-R-C- E.

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clokwrkpig 6

I am so sorry for you. That is so rotten and not something that should happen to anyone.

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fail_gurl21 7

WTF. thats just wrong. hope u divorced his ass.

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xxjenn27xx 8

Thats just gross, how old is your husband?!

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