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By Somebody That He Used to Know - 29/07/2017 22:59 - United Kingdom - Greenock

Today I found out that my cousin (first) told my uncle I am the most beautiful girl he's ever seen in his life. It made me wet. FML

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Druu 53

Wednesday 2 August 2017 6:25

Was it a little wet, or super wet... or would you say it's all relative?

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Druu 53

Wednesday 2 August 2017 6:25

Was it a little wet, or super wet... or would you say it's all relative?

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