Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML
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Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML
Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we'd ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 year-old to run to the store. She didn't want to, but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she'd made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my son tried my great-grandad's 90 year-old whiskey, didn’t like it, and poured it all down the sink. When I confronted him, he confidently told me it was nasty and must have expired, so he did me a favour and poured it away and washed the bottle. I had to walk away and remind myself I love him. FML
Today, I noticed that my 80-year-old mother has gone through 50+ bottles of my home-made wine. She only moved in with me a month ago. And now I have no wine. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML
Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML
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littlem91 29
He's going to make a great college student one day.
benimin 6
God bless America...
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Comments (92)
ShakeDisPlace 10
That's gonna be some "killer" wine someday !
Elendil_fml 10
It won't turn into wine, but it will become alcoholic. He's kind of right. The sugar in the grape juice starts the fermentation. I had strawberries in my fridge get so old they fermented once. They tasted horrible, but they could get you drunk. Same principle applies to grapes.
shins 7
Just tell him when the date expires it becomes wine and make him drink it
redbandit9877 12
Wait, you mean this doesn't work?? Well there goes my Bedroom Brewery business.
XxcaitanatorXx 12
thats the funniest and saddest thing i heard all day
ashjo 12
well actually if you eat alot of grapes you really do get that "drunk" feeling... just saying
worldclassrager 39
Well it does work...it takes a long time though...
ilovesuju 10
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
KiddoKS 19
When the potatoes go missing, you'll know he's trying to make vodka!
cougar41 8
You raised an idiot Sorry to break it to you lol