Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff...

By Leigha - 02/01/2012 02:14 - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML

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Monday 2 January 2012 9:01

Did you learn nothing from science class?

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Monday 2 January 2012 9:08

where's the common sense...? black pepper in a tray? when in the hell does that happen?

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night13 3

Sunday 16 October 2016 0:26

its called an ash tray. idk why pepper would be in it, I've never heard of a pepper tray.

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