Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer came up to me with a can of ground black pepper and asked me what the ingredients were. FML
Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML
Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML
Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML
Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
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HeyImPayton 0
Did you learn nothing from science class?
sparkrok 8
where's the common sense...? black pepper in a tray? when in the hell does that happen?
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Comments (158)
alphatoomega 21
I hardly think tasting either of those would be a pleasant experience.
KingFappington 10
You're a ****** dumbass
XxQuartersxX 14
Ashes arent even black! Wtf. Theyre gray! VERY NOTICABLEY GRAY.
iamsophie 13
Why would powdered black pepper be in a tray?
gio4467 7
If that "tray" was in fact an ashtray...then you truly are an idiot.
fish_ster 5
who in their right mind does this shit?
JoelsLastNight 18
Normally you'd smell it first or throw it out maybe. Wnkr
mia_marie01 11
Was simply smelling it not an option?
Spork_88 0
Idiot
oogedyboogedy 14
would you somehow have been more satisfied if you ate straight black pepper¿