Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink....

By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 12:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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f_alltheirlives 3

Friday 21 May 2010 19:00

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Friday 21 May 2010 18:52

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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PandaSmile 24

Wednesday 12 October 2011 18:12

Stella?

MaryPoppins88 14

Friday 14 October 2011 0:35

This would be much more entertaining if we knew your name

myoukei 31

Sunday 23 October 2011 22:39

is it ricky?

Carrotkidd15 5

Friday 28 October 2011 14:03

British spelling... Your name must be Earl grey! Earl grey tea!

fmlismynewspaper 7

Tuesday 15 November 2011 23:41

Sucks

rubberduckie94 13

Tuesday 13 December 2011 17:09

HEY KOOL-AID!!!!! That is your name right?

nela25 23

Tuesday 27 December 2011 10:18

Maybe Maria? After the drink Tia Maria idk

leeswife 1

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:51

Jameson?!?

tennisrapper1 14

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:27

Hello Heineken. Are you doing well today because I most certainly am! :P

ElricMustang 23

Monday 20 February 2012 16:35

Wait I've seen another post that said "I found out my husband named our daughter and his favorite drink" LOL

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