Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink.... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 12:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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f_alltheirlives 3

Friday 21 May 2010 19:00

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Friday 21 May 2010 18:52

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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patrickalamo 47

Wednesday 4 February 2015 23:16

WoW! that is a hard licker...

skellie10 4

Friday 6 February 2015 22:18

No word of a lie, my first name is Jack and my middle is Daniel. My parents did this completely on purpose. They were going to name my brother Samuel Adam, but my mom's best friend named her son Sam first, so they abandoned the theme.

Pup1spup 6

Saturday 14 February 2015 22:40

Twins Jack and Brandy.

osem598 8

Sunday 15 February 2015 8:10

OK bud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pun pun pun

babygurl69xox 11

Wednesday 4 March 2015 18:06

*Favorite

SuperVertigo 13

Saturday 21 March 2015 20:33

According to the illustration its dick cummings

ScoobyDude 19

Wednesday 15 April 2015 4:38

Let me guess your name is..... Bud?(Budlight)

DaEpicTaco 13

Saturday 18 April 2015 19:46

Dick cummings

TayTay909 12

Thursday 23 April 2015 3:14

I'm named after a soap opera character my mum liked, he's a guy and I'm a girl. She thought he was sexy...thanks mum?

wassup388 25

Wednesday 6 May 2015 2:24

It said his name was dick Cummings

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