Today, I found out that I'm immune to laughing gas and partially immune to novocaine while I was getting two teeth pulled. FML
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Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, while getting a dental filling, the fire alarm sounded. The plaza was evacuated and we had to stand outside in the cold for 2 hours. The anesthetic wore off. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
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mini_cupcake 0
oh my god. i figured that out when i had two teeth pulled when i was six. glad someone else relates!
TheKitsune 0
See, I have a GOOD dentist and he doesn't start any procedure before the Novocaine kicks in.
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emzmcgee 0
Good lord, what 3rd world country do you live in?
prettykitty123 0
Nooooo that's awfullll!
lettertjes 0
Your dentist should just have given you some more novocaine. I've seen people who needed a substantially higher dose than most people would, but giving another injection in the right spot never failed to numb them sufficiantly.
diet_otaku 0
i had a tooth extracted and they must have given me 6 shots but i could still feel it throbbing.
bassfah 0
I also had this when I had a wisdom teeth surgically removed by my girlfriend, a 5th year dentistry student. Most people only need one injection. But after two of them, I still felt the pain. And it was ******* painful! And because it was me, she wasn't so decisive when she needed to cut and slice. That made it even worse. Every time I reacted to it, she would only say hold on, endure it. And I did for two hours. Until her senior finally came over and ask me if I need another injection. That saves me a lot of pain. Bad news? She told me to save another wisdom teeth I have for her, the upper, more difficult one. If I found this site beforehand, I would've had an entry on it.
mike1921 0
Why the **** would you have your girlfriend operate on you? She's bound to **** something up because she knows you.
sylviachere 0
I got four shots of novaccaine in my mouth so they could do something or another. I used to have a phobia of needles, and the novaccaine didn't even kick in until they told me it was okay to start eating again.
Palmer640 4
............ ouch! =D You could ask for extra shots or something, maybe it just takes a lot for it to actually take effect, a lot of people are like that, actually.
0iwin 0
i had to get 4 wisdom teeth out and the doctor wouldn't give me any gas and i was wide awake through the whole thing. i was wondering why he wouldn't give me the gas. i later found out that he got banned from using it cause he kept getting caught using it on himself.
SS_Anon 0
lol i wonder what are the effects on getting high on it
TheKitsune 0
See, I have a GOOD dentist and he doesn't start any procedure before the Novocaine kicks in.
Skahree 0
I have the same thing. I learned it, however, when they were performing a root canal and then extracting two impacted wisdom teeth. It was murder.
Tarheelzfan28 0
It's impossible to be "immune" to novocaine.