Today, I found out that I'm immune to laughing gas and partially immune to novocaine while I was getting two teeth pulled. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, while getting a dental filling, the fire alarm sounded. The plaza was evacuated and we had to stand outside in the cold for 2 hours. The anesthetic wore off. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
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mini_cupcake 0
oh my god. i figured that out when i had two teeth pulled when i was six. glad someone else relates!
TheKitsune 0
See, I have a GOOD dentist and he doesn't start any procedure before the Novocaine kicks in.
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Comments (123)
Sunka_Isna 13
That sucks... I'm pretty much immune to most pain killers and anesthesia, so I can relate. I've had dental drilling and some minor surgeries done, it gets easier if you trust that they know what there doing lol -_-
crazybitch_19 0
Would you rather have gone in to get the teeth pulled and discovered that you have an extreme reaction to novocaine, resulting in nausea, a throbbing headache, and paralysis of the limbs lasting nearly seven hours? 'Cause let me tell you, that shit is NOT FUN!
oobie 0
All you have to do is breathe in deeply while you have laughing gas.
head2133 12
just think of it as a power to be immune to that sort of thing
lilduke22 0
try getting six pulled at once
customparachute 0
i had the same happen. there were to teeth lodged inside my gums. they had to b surgicaly removed. the luaghing gas wore off after the first one. later on i found out i had pulled disolveable stiches out of my gums it hurt so bad. i feel your pain bro.
arman99 5
join the army (HUMAN ANTI GAS DUDE)
theonlynia 0
I know how you feel that's how it is for me. :/
hellokimmiee 5
i had all four wisdom teeth pulled but i was awake the whole time watching everything. though i was numbed and didnt feel anything, it was pain to my eyes.
loserlikeme49 4
I don't get laughing gass...every time they give it to me I start crying and that's all it does to me