Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, not only have I been cheated on in every relationship until where I am right now, I learned my current wife is fucking a guy 15 years younger than us. When we were both his age and post-grad, she turned me down several times. She didn't give me a chance until five years ago when she "wanted to settle." FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, my wife admitted that she settled for me because I had a good job and made enough for her to live comfortably. I shouldn't worry though, because now she's old enough that she won't be able to pull anyone more exciting or attractive. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Wow, you're screwed.
TalkinSmack 6
sounds like she IS getting it elsewhere...
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Brightside86 31
Women reach their sexual peak at about 30. I think you need to up your game...looking at the date I hoped you two worked things out.
rebamoo 14
Wow, she reeeally needs to assess her health. A poor diet and being too sedentary causes hormones to become out of whack. I know this was years ago, but research the correlation between animal products and a lack of libido.