Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Why so serious? Let her put a smile on that face. But what should I know, do I look like someone who has a plan?
Despereaux 15
Master the batman voice and have battles. Epic :)
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Comments (129)
SamiWebs 5
FI would be scared, but pretend to be impressed. It depends if that's her real laugh or if she's trying to show you.
bishbosh 7
Never sleep overnight with her. Imagine how FREAKED out you would be if you woke up to the sound of that in the middle of the night.
FlashBurn 13
Dude, that's awesome! Aside from the fact that she's a she. Still, perfectly awesome.
tishtashbat 16
My boyfriend does the Joker voice and Bane. It's kind of creepy but also quite impressive. I have to make him stop when he does it all the time though, freaks me out :P
tonnie_soms 5
You'd be scared sir.
B1retK 1
My girlfriend can do Gollum perfectly. Just accept the weirdness.
murphdarkly 13
That's awesome not an fml
leadawg75 12
Whenever I see "comment moderated" it really makes me want to know what they had said...
CheeseHater 23
Turned on, I would sacrifice my left ******** to have a girlfriend with that kind of skill.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
My friends dad could do a perfect Donald Duck voice and would randomly yell things in that voice to creep us out. Voices could be worse.
Ziggy122 15
Yep. My grandpa can do a perfect Donald Duck. He used to crack all us grandkids up with it.
Whistlee 8
If it turns you on then be worried