Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Why so serious? Let her put a smile on that face. But what should I know, do I look like someone who has a plan?
Despereaux 15
Master the batman voice and have battles. Epic :)
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Comments (129)
Miss_Attitude96 24
Marry her! That's awesome!
Dracoboxer357 36
I do a flawless Yoda and yet The Force isnt very strong in me. :P Until she starts bringing a big knife to bed, go with impressed. ;P
DocBastard 40
I'd be more worried if she could do Jack Nicholson's Joker.
Pleonasm 36
Or the Penguin's or Bane's!
lambda_fml 40
Banes voice is very cool. And hard to impersonate. OP should be proud if she pulled it off.
chanellgymnast 17
Why so serious? I'd be impressed. Your girlfriend seems awesome!
AllThingsBright_ 11
Enough with the Clown!
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Can't it be both?
juliaannw 11
*Cheery Mexican music in the background*
Enslaved 38
Reminds me of that-- Hard or soft taco? commercial. :P
MadEgyptian 8
Jesus Christ, marry that woman
Brainnnnz 19
118 - House would never tell anyone to get married...
grlygrl93 14
Impressed obviously lol
laya_fml 26
This doesn't really sound like an FML. You have a fun girlfriend. That's a good thing.
NellyFC35 19
Both?.....but hey that's pretty cool.....put her on YouTube...maybe you'll get 5 min. Of fame....maybe even 15
SomeRandomGuy15 18
The OP's girlfriend would be the one getting their minutes...