Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Why so serious? Let her put a smile on that face. But what should I know, do I look like someone who has a plan?
Despereaux 15
Master the batman voice and have battles. Epic :)
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Comments (129)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
impressed
SmosherMe 6
You better be impressed.
lordbane2110 14
Really impressed, now all you need is to get her the outfit
james777 3
Depends on when she uses it
soxnroxs 8
Impressed dude That's mad hot
kkrazyangel 16
Impressed! That ***** awesome!!
DenBriZel 31
IMPRESSED. be very impressed!
ZeTripod 10
"You want to know how I got these scars?" "What sca... OH GOD"
Taolan 23
Definitely impressed.
rfn2 7
You should be impressed