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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:36 / United States
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i think if you would have just come out and started speaking cock, you wouldn't be having this problem.

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I would have laughed pretty hard to but take into the consideration she was trying to be sexy and try stopping to get on with kinky sex haha. Laugh more about it tomorrow morning :p

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Agreed, I would love it if my wife did kinky stuff like that for me, only she actually is Russian... And funny is sexy in the bedroom, I think so at least.

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I am Olov and I've come to take you back to the mother land. Climb aboard my submarine, it's about to get wet. Haha sorry I'm not good at role playing. Or sounding sexy as a Russian.

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Aloring, where in this thread that you responded to did you see someone arguing she tried to hard? I think you're trying to hard to get your comment read.

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#2 it's not really as overboard as hilarious as fuck. This is one of the don'ts of sexual roleplaying: don't say anything funny

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I can't believe OP would say a line as cheesy as that and then get offended that her bf laughed! I hope the FML was more complaining about not getting any vs. him laughing.

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I completely agree. I would have laughed myself had I been the one saying it or hearing it. I'm surprised OP even managed to keep from laughing herself. This is quite a hilarious situation and you can't be mad at the boyfriend.

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I'd have died laughing, and probably couldn't have gone with the spy thing, but any girl who both makes me laugh and goes through effort to try to sleep with me is a WIN. Not someone I'd want to leave alone that night.

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Yes when you're done report back to Boris at the kremlin and tell him the American agent has been neutralized(for some reason all I can think of now is a spy themed porno hmm..)

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4-apparently girlfriend doesn't,too bad if someone had used that line about Russian and your cock I would be on that like shrimp fried rice

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i think if you would have just come out and started speaking cock, you wouldn't be having this problem.

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Yea I wish I could speak cock that well,I only know a few words. I can carry a conversation in vagina though and I'm fluent in butthole.it's what the parents spoke at home(I came from an immigrant family)

Hahaha! That's probably a good indication that Natalia isn't the best alter-ego for you. Maybe try Sexy Pedro or Samurai Sally :) Silly can be nice in bed, you know

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The Russian spy thing is kind of hot..but isn't Pedro a guys name? And samurais aren't really sexy.. and they're usually men as well

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76 - you spelled 'always' wrong. Japan did have female warriors, but none of them were samurai. Edit: this is going to get buried, isn't it?

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Can you confirm 100% that no woman ever dressed up like a man an became a samurai? No you can't? Well that's why I said usually

See, you started trying to dirty talk him in English in a Russian accent, but what you didn't know is that you were secretly using your fluency in cock-speak to tell his cock to pee.

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