be_so_slick_56
United States
Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
tapeissticky591
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Anonymous
United States
Let it all dangle
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Bae Caught Me Slippin
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Roger Quimble
Check this out
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
adam
France
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Newny_Newny_Newny
United States
You OK, dude?
Today, I got home from work after working 16 hours straight. I was naked on the toilet, just about to get in the shower, scrolling through my phone when I nodded off and FaceTimed someone by accident. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
Top comments
NewJoisey 0
Um, what sick incest household do you live in?
nam3 0
so you were searching naked sleeping men and found it????
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Comments (93)
campbellshayla73 0
I think u may hav a creepy neighbor or a cruel spouse. fyl
Rutgerman95 0
How did they get there, anyway? And what were you looking for?
My2864 1
pics or didnt happen.. nah im just kiddin' :) thats messed up though
elplatano 0
ha
ggbartoli99 0
ewww why would u sleep naked it's just weird
Victoire_W 0
Sleeping naked is awesome but I can't since my bloody sister moved in with me and my fiancé.
BreathlessxCraig 3
I love how your name is 'be_so_slick' but pulling this move wasn't slick at all.
b_rad_fml 4
Can you share?
canunu1 12
Look at it this way, you have a secret admirer
torriegrace 0
Woah!!!!!!!!!! Omg I'm sorry ????