Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Let it all dangle
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Bae Caught Me Slippin
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Check this out
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
You OK, dude?
Today, I got home from work after working 16 hours straight. I was naked on the toilet, just about to get in the shower, scrolling through my phone when I nodded off and FaceTimed someone by accident. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
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NewJoisey 0
Um, what sick incest household do you live in?
nam3 0
so you were searching naked sleeping men and found it????
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Comments (93)
chaos753159 4
i beat he doesnt have a GF
Gucci_Girl 2
Sleeping naked is comfertable.
smartalek 2
wow try spelling. its fun.
goonie85 0
Delightful. I hope you're "manscaped" pretty well. I would like to know how you came across them. Social networking sites don't allow nudes, so did someone put it on one of those dirty sneak attack **** sites? the ones like where they take pics of girls in dressing rooms and whatnot.
jawanessa 0
Actually, you're wrong also. It should be: Today, I found pictures of me sleeping on the Internet. I sleep naked. But I mean, no one knows grammar anymore, so whatev.
cusof 0
pics or it didnt happen ooh your a man? never mind..
sarybaby09 0
that really sucks.,. that's creepy.
Americunt 0
Stewie: I want to have intercourse with you Ooh, ooh, yeah, intercourse with you Brian: Relations Stewie: Intercourse with you-u-u-u! This is awk-ward.
NewJoisey 0
its a fml if he has a tiny penis. so now the world knows he has a tiny penis. and no one will date him. so yes. fyl indeed sir. however, i still believe this is some incest shizz. but how do you walk upon this... did you search *insert op's name here* naked.................... this fml doesn't add up, therefore i call a fake brutha.
DanielleTheOne 3
Maybe he googled his name and whoever uploaded the pics didnt caption it as ____ naked but just as his name... Its possible you know.. And as well as if he has a tiny penis (which might or might not be true) its also an fml because no matter how hot or great he may be, MAYBE he isnt a dirty little f**ker and doesnt want his naked pictures free for someone to stumble accross...
TrollTrollTroll 0
links or never happened
anonymous45610 0
who the hell took them?