Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, my sister shaved a chunk of my hair off while I was sleeping. I'm getting married in three days. FML
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Top comments
CrassKal 27
Somebody needs to get her own life.
EyesofStone 27
How old is she? If she's young, it's understandable that she would like the people you dated... Might even be taken as flattering.
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Comments (78)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well you'd make a helluva wingman since you seem to have the exact same taste in men. And if you're getting married, I don't think you need to be protective and jealous of your exes, let her have one!
iiTzNeeNerz 26
She's not being overly jealous or protective of her exes... It's her fiancé. She fears her sister might steal him away. Hence the user name "He's Mine."
rattusrattus 19
What if the breakup with one of the exes was really nasty? Then sis marries him. Then family dinners get reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally awkward.
jamalamadingdong 18
Her sister can't "steal" her fiancé away. He can go willingly, and if he does then he probably isn't someone she'd want to marry anyway. It's definitely awkward, and pretty shitty on the sisters part, but she shouldn't worry about losing her fiancé.
blackshades 2
You should talk to her about this book. And make sure your fiance is off her list. You don't want her to still want him after being his wife - that'll be just creepy and unsettling.
GarageDragon 22
Sibling rivalry anyone?
trellz17 19
It's probably really nothing to worry about.
missababgaga 19
That's strange... Just be sure to keep an eye out for any funny business on her end!
Pandacupcakelove 26
She's got some issues... You should talk to her about that, maybe the two of you can work it out... But to be honest, it does sound like therapy is needed.
rhidiculous 4
she must be young and a little boy-crazy at the moment...unless your fiancé has a list of his own, I wouldn't be too worried. Just tell your sister to buzz off...with her BOB
culito_fml 10
Better watch out
ICastillo 25
Well she just likes sloppy seconds. Maybe she feels more connected to you by having the same boyfriends....
bach2121 13
Uninvited!