Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I panicked when I realized two of my diaries were missing. I turned the house upside down, and found them in the guest room, tucked away in a dresser drawer. My only visitor in the last six months was my mom. I’m 37 years old. FML
Today, my grandfather found my diary laying in the living room, and for some reason thought it was an interesting reading material. Oh well, he found out that I'm a lesbian, then panicked and basically outed me to my entire family. I really hope they have reservations in Hell. FML
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Top comments
iJack 0
Oh damn! That sucks. Write and entry and put a lot of explicit stuff that you do and dont tell her, and keep getting worse until you write "JK"
L10N 0
Awwwwwww. thats invasion of privacy. FYL
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Comments (147)
justchilling 0
Ya my best friend read my diary then told everybody the next day at school (including the guy i liked). Just forgive and forget :)
philosopher 0
See, writing a diary is just asking for things like this to happen, as many of these commentators can attest to... YDI. Same applies to MySpace and Facebook. People just FAIL like this.
Smuckers 0
My brother found mine. He left comments too....
Alexifish 0
holy hell -- my mom did that too. I found out when she corrected my spelling somewhere on the "my first kiss" page
yesleknikki 0
deffinately your mom writing comments in your diary is worse. :)
burtonboard97 0
haha that happened to me but i don't write personal stuff in my diary cuz i have younga siblings. but my mom read it and put editing marks in.
bubblybrooke 12
yeah my mom thinks that regardless of what I want, I have ZERO privacy. she frequently searches my room, and will take my phone randomly to search through it. (I'm 15) I also write a LOT of poetry to keep myself emotionally sound, and some of it I really like, but after I write it i have to delete it right away so it doesn't get read...if my mum found out I ****** my boyfriend and was hopelessly in love, i'd be sent away to therapy fosho. so I don't keep anything personal here. it blows.
fuzzyelmoo 0
OHMYDAMN!!! My mom did the SAAAAME thing while I was on a cruise in the carribean(did I spell that right?). So sorry you had to handle this crap.... at least you aren't 15 and emotionally insane ;)
Criisis 0
#126. << what if ur mom is reading this...
3n1gma_fml_fml 0
My sister found mine, which I had hidden on the top shelf of my closet, behind my suitcase, underneath a box that's filled with towels, that's locked. she read it all, and told ALL of my personal secrets to my parents, her boyfriend, and the girl I like. when I confronted her about it she said "you shouldn't just leave things like that lying around" seriously, WTFreak?