By SirDirtyRedD - 25/01/2014 01:03 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me intensely and said "Breathing in all the oxygen so you can't have any and die." 5ML
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SirDirtyRedD 15

i would just like to make a point that he is only six he has plenty of time to make better plans lol

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Norja 33

I get the feeling he's not too fond of you..

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Zezombye_fml 4

So he would die too, because there'd be no more oxygen ? Hmmm, he's ready to die to kill you.

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JD1147 27

Your brother sounds like he is a contender for the Darwin Awards.

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JBChristian 47

"5ML" haha, must be a first. Here's a gold star. Edit: is it a glitch? A couple of the other FMLs have it too.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

It's because these were published on FML's 5th anniversary.

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dachayke 16

I did that too. I just couldn't stop thinking about those horror stories about kids shutting themselves in a trunk and suffocating that my parents told me.

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Omniprism 14

I think he might need a little therapy.

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katties 27

You could always tell him that there will always be enough oxygen and you will take as much as you want of it when he passes out

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Y_SoSerious 7

That's funny. Don't drink any water that's given to u from him..??

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karCSJ 9

OP you should tell him "Good. then you'll die too because oxygen slowly kills you and now you're speeding up the process..."

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