Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me intensely and said "Breathing in all the oxygen so you can't have any and die." 5ML
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SirDirtyRedD 15
i would just like to make a point that he is only six he has plenty of time to make better plans lol
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Norja 33
I get the feeling he's not too fond of you..
Zezombye_fml 4
So he would die too, because there'd be no more oxygen ? Hmmm, he's ready to die to kill you.
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bleu0784 6
Kids these days are very creative.
Curlytwirly22 17
Your brother sounds like he has some issues !!!
doglover100 28
Why does he want you to die?
Ernieeeeee 16
lalalala
Plastic_Stitchez 25
********!
coold_5 16
Hehe.. Dumb n innocent at the same time..
beau121 3
Haha then they would start having a heavy breathing contest and both pass out
focenspeil 7
You might wanna get that checked out.
laylaeve 9
That's pretty hostile for a little kid but let him keep it up eventually he'll pass out...better for you. :)
FirmlyAware888 10
Annoyed by such obvious obfuscations, and equally reminescent of McCarthyism... Well Done...