Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Soaked
Today, I have been trying to keep up on chores. I washed all of the blankets in the house, then had to pick up my son from school. I couldn't find my phone before leaving though. When we returned, we found out where it was. The washer. It's not coming back from this. FML
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
I'll call you!
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML
ETA? No idea!
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
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redbluegreen 41
There's an app for that.
starile 20
Well your iPhone is all nice and clean now, right? ... Right??
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LetsRollOut 2
This just happened to me two weeks ago! It still works. (:
notsoluckypup 12
thts y I always check my pockets b4 washing my clothes -.-
sylvialerree 0
haha same exact thing happened to me..... in tried to revive it, but nope
sylvialerree 0
in*
Shutuptroll 0
Did you just correct a typo with another typo? Perhaps you should have corrected your grammar instead...
TBomber4 0
Don'tcha hate it when that happens?
skatingalyy 0
next time check your pockets! :D
SoulWolf 12
lol
DocBastard 40
WTF?
Aleia_fml 0
yes. How good for you. Shame you waste your time commenting and correcting mistakes. That ph.d isn't going to much use.
aback 5
This is why we can't have nice things.
xFalzz 0
Worst 3G? So having a steady 4-5 bar connection and the ability to load pages within a couple of seconds is the worst in the U.S.? Actually, you are right. Thats why my friends and family with other providers have a lower signal than I do.
ninofrank 0
So you found it when you were geting your clothes out of the washer this prooves nothing it could have been to the washer
nycy 0
Typical bitchiness. This persons typing makes it seem like English is not their first language. Of course you didn't take the time to see if that was the case but rathe took the opportunity to jump down the oc's throat. Please take the stick out your ass a
nycy 0
*rather. Anyway I meant to say take the stick out your ass and go somewhere please. KThnxBai:)
Aleia_fml 0
Your opinion is your own. However there is no need to be nasty. What I like the most is how you look for the grammar mistakes to begin with. You are assuming that the person you are correcting, has no learning difficulties.
dre_bro11 12
and on top of that, probably half of the FML users are using the FML iPhone app. anyone that has an iPhone or iPod touch knows that your bound to make a few mistakes here and tree when typing
ninofrank 0
Next to the washer