Today, I forgot an important book for school, because I dreamt that I was putting it in my bag. My brain somehow classified it as reality. This isn't the first time my dreams have trolled me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I had a beautiful dream. I dreamed that I somehow got into Stanford University, but in class I couldn't keep up with them. In reality, I'm terrible at school. FML
Today, I realized that I'm not cut out for school when I flunked out… in my dreams. FML
Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML
Today, I had a "nightmare" where I found out I had more homework than I originally realized, and spent the entire dream doing homework. There is no escape. FML
Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML
Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML
Today, I’ve dreamt of going back to high school so many times, every morning I wake up thinking I finished it twice and still have all my friends. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had to abandon my shopping at the checkout due to lack of funds. Even in my dreams I don’t have any money. FML
Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML
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gordjess1 19
Oh I've done that many times as well. I once dreamed we had a new puppy when I was little and I remember waking up so upset because it wasn't real. I still remember what my dream puppy looked like. I've also turned my alarms off in the morning and fallen asleep instantly and dreamt I had gotten up and got ready for work which then of course made me run late. I'm a weird sleeper.
CaptMacLeod 45
I once dreamed I woke up, did my morning rituals, packed my briefcase and filled up my travel mug. I then woke up with ten minutes to leave for work. I dashed out of the shower, grabbed my briefcase and coffee mug, and headed out the door. I discovered there was neither coffee in my mug, nor the paperwork I needed that day in my briefcase. I feel for you.
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manuwish 9
you need some rest, take a few days off!
AppleMango 8
I used to do things like this all the time! Mostly I just used to dream about getting up, then wake up to find out I was still in bed. Haha. >_< Now, I always try and pack my things the night before so I don't have to worry about it in the morning. Perhaps you can try that :)
MrsKilown 20
At least you didn't dream you were peeing..
fabio1998 3
don't worry sometimes it happened also to me, i know what you were thinkinh when you realized: "****, i am sure that i have the book with me" !!!!
Based_Scooby 11
Sometimes I dream that I'm peeing in a toilet and then wake up in a pool full of warm piss
isaacval21 6
That is soooooooooo me
repKyle95 24
I know this feeling all too well. I dreamed that I woke up and preformed my morning ritual sacrifice to the Blood God, but when I actually woke up I hadn't even dusted my skull collection yet. Dreams can be a hell of a thing, man.
Cauldroup 13
This is just a test comment about whether replies get to my inbox. Sorry.