Today, I finished up my physics project. I had to make some thing out of toothpicks and glue that will keep an egg from breaking when dropped 20 feet. It took me 10 hours to make it, but only took my dad 10 seconds to step on it and break it. It's due tomorrow. FML
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Today, I stayed up until 2 a.m. building my daughter's birthday present because I wanted everything to be perfect when she woke up. She opened the little oven door on the toy kitchen, and the whole thing collapsed onto the floor. I found an unopened bag of screws sitting on the table. FML
Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML
Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML
Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML
Today, halfway through assembling a toy kitchen for a birthday, I realized the instructions made no sense and half the screws looked identical. I still somehow finished it and felt triumphant until the kid opened the oven door, the whole thing tipped sideways, and I had to spend the rest of the party holding it together with one hand. FML
Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, I was cleaning out the garage and found one of my old science fair projects. It was disqualified for outside help and cheating. I didn't do either. FML
Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomiting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML
Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML
Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML
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bobtea 1
YDI for leaving it on the floor.
LemonFairy 0
FAIL people. Re-read the FML. It's for physics, and must be made of toothpicks and glue. Toothpicks and glue. Have that key fact down? Good.
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xxXChiiXxx 2
I guess nobody here can read! IT HAD TO BE MADE OUT OF TOOTHPICKS AND GLUE ONLY!!! NO parachutes, NO styrofoam, NO cotton, NOTHING ELSE! >_
DameGreyWulf 1
Damn, kid, we just had to make bridges that'd hold a couple textbooks or something...
_theman_ 0
not exactly #51, the OP clearly states that he has to use toothpicks and glue, if he could use anything else he would have said so, so FYL for the millionth time for being a retard. HOW MANY RETARDS ARE THERE?
Zoombus 0
hey everyone saying 'ydi for leaving it on the floor:' maybe it was on the floor because he/she was testing it. it was designed to be dropped on the floor
Lightz_Camera_Me 0
Hey cut OP some slack. Has anyone ever thought that maybe just maybe OP was doing the project on the floor and didnt want to move it till the glue was dry?. OP FYL for having your project destroyed, lesson for father watch where your walking.
Ninjaface 0
On the bright side, you'll be way ahead of the class when they start learning about entropy.
happyvalleygirl 0
Yeah. I put mine in a nerf football. It was supposed to be dropped but my teacher ended up having a ridiculous throwing arm and launched my football... egg broke. This was years ago, can't believe they're still doing this. Try packaging peanuts next time.
besad_fml 0
It was probably on the floor because he was testing it, and when he went to go pick it up his dad stepped on it.
funkyness 0
It's time for a good ol' fashioned all-nighter..
marshmallowmouse 0
That's a slooooooow step. YDI for not jumping on him and knocking him out of the way during second #1. XD