Today, I finished my SAT and was feeling pretty good about it. I decided to turn on my phone, since it was on silent. As the guy was collecting our tests, my phone vibrated a little. My score was cancelled. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my phone. FML
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Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML
Today, I was taking the SAT and feeling really confident in my answers. When we were close to finishing, some idiot pulled the fire alarm. All of us have to retake it. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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Top comments
arcturusvi 0
Why would you ever, ever turn your phone on when still in the room? You deserve that twice.
stephfml 0
you deserve that sooo much...they repeat over and over again DO NOT TURN YOUR PHONE ON UNTIL YOU LEAVE THE BUILDING, is it that hard to be away from your cell phone for two seconds in order to take one of the most important tests of your academic life??
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onyourmark 0
y'know what? after the first two years of college no one is ever going to ask what you got on your SATs ever again. it'll be annoying to take 'em again but breeze through it if you like. you probably aren't-- judging by your smooth move here-- smart enough to go to a great college anyway. community college ain't so bad! the drugs are cheaper.
vt_mruhlin 0
I call BS. You got caught cheating and are somehow stupid enough to think that posting on the Internet will help solidify your argument.
Mutton_fml 0
You deserved that one, there's no two ways around it. Don't even think about doing it during an AP Exam or they'll cancel the scores for the entire testing room.
fretforyerlatte 0
damn kids and your damn cellular telephones! and your hula hoops and pac man video games... people are for real WAYYYY too obsessed with their cell phones. someone can't get ahold of you for another thirty seconds!!! OMFG! LIFE RUINED.
iTz_Mark 0
sadness. i can use my phone while i do my SAT10.
Pointless 0
You deserve that. Probably the worst out of any of the FMLs I've seen. They say do not turn on your cellphone until you're out of the building. They mean it.
noclevername 0
Deserved. It's a rather big and pointless risk. You can't blame your mother for trying to help you out.
01100110 0
"I decided to turn my phone on" With that phrase, you deserve it.
username93 0
#49, atleast it wasnt i 'proceeded' to turn on my phone
brazillianbabe 0
You deserved that one. They tell you at least a 100 times to turn off your phone. Ohh well you can study more and take it again.