Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, I stood up to the school bully in a fight. Rather than thank me, the whole school, including some of his victims, now treat me like a psycho. Apparently they tolerated him because of his terrible foster parents, so me hitting him was actually way out of line, and insensitive. How did I become the bad guy here? FML
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Top comments
MonkeeArtz 11
You may have gotten suspended, but he now know what you can and will do. Don't see this entirely as a problem, as it may have been your solution.
tylercoffman420 19
Screw the school as long as your not in trouble at home consider it a win
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Sandman2015 12
Totally worth the two day suspension.
radicalerin 3
If what you did was self defense, then press charges. Then name the school as well, for permitting it and failing to protect you. If you just did it out of nowhere, that's different, and you shouldn't have.
Frid_Kun 7
How is suspension even a punishment?
Face344 7
You went out like a man, you shoulda decked him more
phreaker913 21
good for you. as someone who has been bullied, the absolute best thing you can do is turn on beastmode and beast the dogshit out of them
orsombre_fml 11
Get a lawyer and have him/her contact the school.
gatorgirl7563 22
Next time, video or voice record it using your cell phone and then post it on YouTube or similar, or contact your local news station about schools not protecting children. Even better if you can record a school staff member admitting to knowing about previous bullying incidents.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It's like schools claim they're against bullying, but they actually defend them, and call them "misguided kids", then when the victim stands up for him/herself, the school calls them a trouble maker and doesn't do shit to the bully.
8djht8 19
do it again and when they ask why cuz of the years of torture whenever u see him u panic and punch him right in the lower side of the jaw, or temporal area (best chance for in instant KO) hey u panicked self defense, keep doing it til they learn their role, u might get hit but **** that asshole they deserve it, if u get in trouble enough it'll come down on both of u instead if just u. p.s. if u do retaliate against this aggressor don't go in blind and in rage probably best if u at least try to learn a lil self defense counters online, lead him touch in Trip him then when he's on the floor curb stomp or double knee drop to the back of the head, self defense u got lost in panic from all his non stop torture.
slym12312425 9
OP,good job. The bully should be more aware now that you've made your opinion on the issue clear. But watch your back for the first few days when you get back to school, he may want round 2 and I doubt he'll let the odds be in your favor. As for the school, **** em, you did what they wouldn't.