Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by showing up at my work and proposing to me. It was sweet until an angry customer bitched us out for "wasting her time." FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that because he works fifty hours a week, I should be meeting an arbitrary quota of fifty hours of housework, and if I don't, I'm insensitive and ungrateful. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, after graduating from the same program, I was offered several jobs, while my boyfriend wasn’t. He couldn’t be happy for me, saying, "She got in with the right people, and they just keep handing her jobs," and dismissing my work ethic. FML
Today, during an argument, my boyfriend had the nerve to tell me he'll make more than me at his new job that he starts next week. He can't keep a job for more than six months. I've been working at my job for over two years. FML
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Top comments
Laurenlou 24
Tell him to get off his ass and do the laundry himself! Psh.
FunnyGuy5051 7
mines Sunday
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Comments (165)
somerandomdude19 2
Somebodys gonna be stinky :P
sarabraun8 7
You're his bitch
Souners 3
It's not like you have to work 24 hours that day. Let him know you'll have plenty of time for his laundry.
shanatilly89 11
Make him do his own laundry
redneckhoney91 0
^^exactly he has two hands and two legs it won't kill him to wash his own clothes
2ndSucks 15
Use the money you make to buy him fabric softener for his next birthday. Or Tide.
tj4234 36
well I hope you land yourself a new boyfriend as well!
DncrHap 9
silly girl. thinking you belong anywhere but the kitchen or laundry room. tsk tsk.
BigPerro4life 0
A woman's gotta know her place. Just tell him you'll do the laundry after work Saturday or on Sunday.
asktherunes 4
He sounds like such a catch !!!! One I would throw back in the water.
LittlestOne13 6
He has to get off his lazy ass and do his damn laundry!!
bananabuttercup 8
Wait, he expects you to do this laundry every week? What, are you dating a sexist 10 year old? He can do his own damn laundry.