Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
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Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my boyfriend that I love him. We've been dating almost a year and in a few days we will be moving into the same apartment building and attending the same college. He said, "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same way." FML
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I wrote out a note to the guy I liked. I went to hand it to him, but he said, "Sorry, that's not mine," and walked away. I was so nervous, I couldn't speak. FML
Today, I emotionally confessed my feelings to the guy I like. His English isn't that good, so he asked me to repeat myself several times. He ended up saying no. FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
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electrorange 13
This FML post was way too long! Can you just tell me what it says?
holagranola 15
Anyone who treats you like that, isn't worth it.
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Comments (74)
buddy51 23
... and another note, an hour later, saying the same thing. Rinse. Repeat. Let go of this douche-nozzle now while you're still able to!
Axel5238 29
Sorry to hear that OP. Though a long love note can be weird especially if you didn't know the person pretty well.
Enslaved 38
TL DR? Did you ramble on for 17 pages, front and back?
GigaPudding_fml 24
18* pages :D
Enslaved 38
Dang you're right! You must be a bigger "Friends" fan than me.(:
GigaPudding_fml 24
Haha, I've seen it too many times ;) ^^
CharresBarkrey 16
You fell asLeep?!
charvisioku 22
Well he's right IMO... if you don't have the balls to tell him properly how do you expect to have any kind of relationship?
DocBastard 40
A) OP doesn't have any kind of balls. B) Love letters are a time-honoured method of confessing unrequited love. C) What the hell are you talking about?
ManInTheMachine 20
Doc, you're starting to sound like a romantic. What happened to your old, bitter, senile persona? Maybe under all of those liver spots and wrinkles, you're just a nice guy after all. :)
DocBastard 40
Up yours, MITM!! Better?
missababgaga 19
If he is dislexic, I understand why he wouldn't want to read a long note. However, there are MUCH nicer ways to communicate that to you than what he did! Sorry OP!
beej821410 6
*Dyslexic
sugarshane007 20
Well damn Rachel, can you blame him, about the back of page 3, Ross fell asleep!!
SuperDanielNL 23
Never date an analphabetic monkey. Words to live by.
hapido 17
Well, you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!
perdix 31
It took him a half-hour to decide that the note was too long? Are you sure he's not illiterate?
beej821410 6
He may be and just waited what he felt seemed like the right amount of time to read it.
Ameel_fml 19
Just how long was the note though? Are we talking 1-2 pages.....or something ridiculous like 20 pages?