Miscellaneous: Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account...

By Charles - 18/05/2011 17:13 - Norway

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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Take what you can get

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was feeling sad and lonely. I got a message from my father-in-law asking how I was. I instantly felt great that someone was thinking of me and wanted to chat. It soon became clear that the account was hacked. The hacker said more to me than my own family on the same day. FML

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Family ain't all it's cracked up to be

By Fitz - 09/09/2021 22:59

Today, I finally read an email I'd been avoiding. I thought it would be from my dad whom I haven't spoken to in years, and that he was checking on me during the pandemic. It turned out to be spam. The last contact I had with anyone related to my dad was one of his ex's friends, saying she was in jail and needed help. FML

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By stalkered - 22/07/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML

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You deserved it 3 096

Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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jamila123 5

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:10

He wants you to get an A.

collegegirl87 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:10

Oh wow I'm sorry. You have a strange dad. FYL

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ramseyrutherford 2

Thursday 19 May 2011 3:51

ouch

619warrior281 5

Thursday 19 May 2011 4:08

ahhh how could I make such a ridiculous typo! Shame, shame, shame on me. I've soiled the name of my family. (sits in corner to think about my mistakes.)

tnlander 20

Thursday 19 May 2011 4:15

Seriously, no "hot for teacher" references? Am I that old?

badgirl114 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 4:16

lol why do you have your teachers email?

resultedorc 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 4:47

that's ****** up

mandipandi30 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 4:47

^^^^that's from glee:)

toxicmurder109 4

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:08

wow

coolcool101 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:30

He needed a creative way to get her attention.

xxLifexx 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:36

i guess its kinda awakard betwwen classes now right

Niedermayer_20 12

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:36

Greaat

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Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML

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Today, my first day at the job, I went up to my coworker and began to ask her name. She cut me off and snapped, “I have a name.” FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML

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Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

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Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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Same thing different taste

Take what you can get

Family ain't all it's cracked up to be

Fight your own battles

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