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Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML

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K, so this is Shelby, the person who wrote the FML. To whoever it may concern: When this guy asked me whether the rock was alive, I thought he was being sarcastic so I replied, "YES!! Haha." Then he wrote something down in his notebook and I asked if he was kidding. He looked up and said, "Just tell me the answer, I wanna finish my homework." Then he asked me if pasta was alive.

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It's a common mistake.

Johnnyboyxo 0

And did you answer?

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Well what did you tell your partner?

TygersRawr 0

shit! I signed up for regular bio for the same reason >.<

wow...and to think...this world is only getting bigger...**SMH**in disgust. God made stupid people to piss me the F**K off! Ignorant. Here, in Orlando, FL...when we get guests at Disney, they ask us (and I swear) "what time does the 3:00pm parade start?" It's a common question...and the sad part is---they REALLY don't know. Now I KNOW I don't want children.

and you're complaining because.... YDI for posting shitty FMLs YLINF

XD LIKE ! LIKE!!!

it's alive!!!!!! mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

maybe he was meaning meta-physically.

Same, except no rock- MY partner had to look up "Biology" in a textbook cuz he did'nt know what it meant.

Honors biology was probably the hardest class I have ever taken so far. caused me so much stress. it's good that you switched to college prep. the only bad side is the dumbasses you have as classmates

kaybaybay777 0

just drop regular bio and get back into honors! the transcript you send to colleges will thank you later... that is if you get a good grade...