Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
GimmeLaCoffee tells us more.
First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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androtech 12
You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.
yesmydear 7
suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))
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Comments (286)
Amaris_lovell 11
Ok she obviously likes you and apparently doesn't want you with someone else, or she's mentally jacked.
choslayer 20
just ******* your roommate
Marebare23 17
Marry your roommate. She's the one. She seems awesome. (Unless she's a lesbian)
Etejay 0
You should just **** your roommate
EpicCrazyBitch 12
Your room mate is epic! She should be your g/f!
Drosophila82 18
I guess your roommate is into you!
rupertajm90 15
i hope your room mate at least planned on making it up to you ;)
Addiction333 14
Clearly your roomate wants to bone you.
davidpinto 5
I think she likes you and didn't want someone else to get you
Sir_Cow 17
Shame she said no.