Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
GimmeLaCoffee tells us more.
First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..
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androtech 12
You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.
yesmydear 7
suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))
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Comments (286)
focenspeil 7
I feels like penance is owed. Either that or she is secretly in love with you.
HUNGarian 3
tell her she needs to take care of what the other girl was gonna take care of...I.e the ****....lol
ostfaiz 18
u need to teach her...atleast the repect towards guests..lol
technomom 5
Passive aggressive behavior either she hates your guys or she's getting tired of waiting for you to ask her out.
cdalton 12
If your roommate is hot then date her. why is she just a roommate with that sense of humor?
orianaBoyce 5
You should date your roommate
cartedor 18
your housemate clearly like you, do her instead.
SaniK 17
Your roommate is awesome!
sirdano 3
your turn to come down naked when she has one over and say it us not going to suck itself
Blaze248 10
looks like u should find a girl into 3sums n get your roommate to join