Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, after I spent 3 months secretly learning guitar so I could surprise everyone at a family barbecue, the moment finally came. I sat down, took a deep breath, and realized I'd practiced every song with a capo I forgot to bring, as well as my tuner. Everything sounded terrible. My uncle asked if I was improvising Free Jazz. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I started playing the piano at a party. I've been playing for 15 years, so naturally I'm pretty good. I got halfway through a song before getting shown up by some douche who started playing Nickelback on the guitar. Fucking Nickelback. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML
Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
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Top comments
Good_old_Grim 8
Woah... that song is hardcore - you are now my idol.
mucrew 0
please go out and get a life :D haha jkjk its a hard song
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callargh 0
Now go try it on Audiosurf. There, you can accomplish things again!
roflwaffle21 0
im going to use #17's next time im with my girlfriend...and now..FC it
foltaggio 0
#42 You can't even distinguish the difference between "your" and "you're"!
Whos 0
who said anything about him beating it on expert? lol
alex_vik 1
Don't worry, not even Herman Li can do it himself.
lolololcheese 0
hmm, I never realized how good at fingering girls those kids who play GH all day must be...
alex_vik 1
Real bass players are better at it, since we use our fingers a lot more than the plastic guitars wielding kids.
gc_fml 0
240, you sound really bitter and condescending. angry much? no, i don't play gh3/rock band
redbluegreen 41
#58, I wonder if kids who play guitar hero ALL DAY really have time to finger their girlfriends, let alone have a girlfriend to begin with.
IHateXbox 0
mm. If by finally beating it you mean you finally beat it on easy, then yes, your life is ******. and to #57, they are very good. :D
lolololcheese 0
redbluegreen? .....you're probably one of them! and I mean hypothetically.
krayola33 0
When I got through 'One' on Hard, I called my friends to tell them. I feel ya.