Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, I tripped going up the stairs at work, caught myself, and laughed it off. Then I tripped again on the very next step. The same bunch of coworkers watched both times. No one laughed the second time. Neither did I. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I managed to somehow trip and fall on my back twice within just two hours. My back didn’t hurt the first time, but it sure does now. FML
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lalalala_fml 0
hahahahahahaha, beautiful.
dang_fml 0
LMAO! i can picture that now, and its freaking hilarious! hahahahaha
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Comments (64)
ariellesXurXboss 0
You sound like my dad when he's drunk.
BeibertSmitor 10
YOU GOT MAD SKILLS! I have to tell my girlfriend about you.
LiuKang92 1
Oh my god this just made my day/night
littlericht 3
Remember to tie your shoes up!!!!
Mr_S3xypants 2
how's the saying go??fool me once shame on u..fool me twice shame on me..those silly stairs can be a tricky bunch..
tmamrot 1
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO ****!NG STUPID?!?!?!
gnattine 11
Such grace (:
SquidInTheSky99 19
I warned you about stairs, bro.
over9000skittles 15
I was going to say that!
hcrawford23 2
you were on a roll, huh?
weenie1234 14
aw man you failed....on multiple levels