Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML
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Today, I sent out a note to 300 friends saying that I'm having a birthday party in a couple of weeks. I asked to please write back if they are interested in coming. Two people replied. They said they can't make it. FML
Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML
Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML
Today, the last person I invited to my birthday party called and said they couldn't come because another party "came up" and they "hope I understand". It's on December 31st. This happens every year without fail. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML
Today, I discovered my friend will be upstaging my birthday by hosting another birthday party shortly afterwards. Not for her of course, but in honor of her favorite actor. FML
Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
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caffieneminx 0
I would honestly have to agree. Opening night of Harry Potter matches no other.
twilighter_644 0
pshh who wouldn't go watch Harry Potter instead *light bulb goes on in head* maybe you can have your birthday party at the movie theater!
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Comments (442)
cwl727 33
Hey it is Harry Potter.
Geraldinehoney 11
Maybe if u like Harry potter u could have UR birthday at the movies and go out to eat after just a thought I had a birthday at the movies b4
zykrithium 22
Obviously they aren't real friends.
Epickitty58 29
Have your birthday party be watching the new Harry Potter movie. You'll be able to see the movie as well as your friends, and you get to have your party with your friends. It's a win-win!
Astrobomb 21
I'd skip your birthday, too.
Solano2580 24
I ******* hate "HP" so FYL if I knew you i'd be there, mainly because 1. I'm not a douche, 2. I don't wait in line for opening premieres, and 3. Because Harry Potter is the worst thing ever
TheAnon1313 28
ha! that's totally awesome! Harry Potter is WAAAAAAYYYYYYYY MORE IMPORTANT ANYWAY .
EwahWeeWah 21
It's not as if it's only on one day, they can watch it the next day. Theyre not your friends.
MattAtBat 9
You deserve that entirely. Harry Potter is bae
caitywebbkid 5
I'd ditch anyone for HP....