Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, I found out my aunt posted a picture of my butt in a bikini bottom on Facebook. I didn't even know she had taken that picture. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out I didn’t get a job because I'd flashed the owner whilst drunk. Guess my tits weren’t better than my resume. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
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Top comments
heyimjennyFML 5
NEVER tell your mother where you work.
DudeImBetter 0
What's your mothers Facebook name? I need it for reference.
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Comments (79)
snickerz01 0
pivs or it didnt happen :)
A7X_LoVeee 10
There are..?
Eggers 2
keep your pivs. I want pics!
Eggers 2
How often does this trick work for you boners?
wisericky 12
Your mom is a postive role model, we need more people like her in the world.
ShyAnn29 15
your pic is to funny! haha
balest22 0
what is her facebook name!
balest22 0
nope but thank God for Pornhub
jrobledo117 2
FAKE!!!! THEY DON'T ALLOW THOSE PICTURES ON FACEBOOK
CallMeHush 1
Can we see them? After all, boobies are fun!
bischkeboy 3
if you don't post those online to a site where you can get paid for them, you are an idiot. I hope your mom is a cougar.
AJG1997 0
hmmm whoar!!
womanjesus 0
umm.. ****** awks
muchagente 5
funny... right up to now i thought that was common behaviour in the u.k.
hamster_10 2
I suppose you'd get shot for doing it in germany? your a load of tight arse's arent you?
muchagente 5
i never said i'd mind. it's perfectly fine with me and the way i do party myself. it's only i thought it was common over there, not subject to an fml.
emmiep1011 7
keep it trashy not classy ladies.
MrBigMeat_fml 0
33 u can get a life instead of trying to get it with online girls. well she is pretty but still