Sleep_lover654
Tempe, United States
Today, I discovered my dog humping my sister's five month old baby while babysitting. FML
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First of all, Iwanted to thank FML staff for publishing this, I didn't think they would. Anyway, I just wanted to clear up some obvious confusion here. The full story is, of course my sister dropped off her baby at my apartment. Later on, I had left the baby for her nap, naturally leaving the door open as I always saw my sister do. I went into the kitchen to make her bottle and a quick meal for me. I didn't see my dog near me but I thought nothing of it since he is always so well- behaved. Right when I finished, I heard the baby cry out but giggle, so I thought maybe she had gotten one of the toys. Clearly wrong. I went into the room to see my dog had somehow (do not ask how for I do not know) opened her crib, gotten in, and did...well, did that. I had to quickly pry him off of course but unfortunately, the image is burned into my mind.
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sumi90 12
You should not let the dog babysit!
Miss_Chevious 37
Someone is way too early into zoophillia
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tomvertigo 17
Am I crazy to think OP may not be the worlds best babysitter if a 5 month old child left in their care was left unattended enough so that OP "returned to discover" the dog humping the baby? Until the kid is old enough to acknowledge the dog as a living being it probably is a bad idea to leave them alone in close company... just saying.
manuwish 9
your friend and owner of the dog must be careful about that kind of behavior from his dog..the dog is trying to prove dominance over the baby which is a quite dangerous no go..he might want to go to training with his dog again..
spicyburrito 18
If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the ****
deguwrangler 7
Some babysitter you are O.o
DavidXanatos 1
pedog...
ZaiopePerSe 15
If you discovered this happening, as opposed to preventing it ahead of time, you're a pretty shitty babysitter
Sleep_lover654 13
First of all, Iwanted to thank FML staff for publishing this, I didn't think they would. Anyway, I just wanted to clear up some obvious confusion here. The full story is, of course my sister dropped off her baby at my apartment. Later on, I had left the baby for her nap, naturally leaving the door open as I always saw my sister do. I went into the kitchen to make her bottle and a quick meal for me. I didn't see my dog near me but I thought nothing of it since he is always so well- behaved. Right when I finished, I heard the baby cry out but giggle, so I thought maybe she had gotten one of the toys. Clearly wrong. I went into the room to see my dog had somehow (do not ask how for I do not know) opened her crib, gotten in, and did...well, did that. I had to quickly pry him off of course but unfortunately, the image is burned into my mind.
oiler 21
What type of dog is it? big or small. Also did you tell your sister? her reaction
Sleep_lover654 13
It is in fact, ª bit small, but around the size of the baby. I did tell her, but what disturbed me is she kind of just brushed it off.
Anti_Sora 31
Why would someone just brush that off? I would just ask you to close your door when she is taking a nap.
WhatHappenedToIt 22
really OP as a parent I'd brush it off too. the dog was trying to show dominance over something that looks and smells human but is small like him so he's like hmm maybe I can dominate you and you can't be my master then. my cats try to sit on my daughter still when I'm holding her. it's a dominance thing.
spaet 1
why was your dog babysitting
codyandjessie99 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I would knock the hell outta the dog
nesteremily 31
Why are people so upset about that? It's natural for a dog to show dominance and he obviously wasn't hurting the baby.
oiler 21
would you like it if someone sexually assulted you? i mean hey it may not hurt so who cares right? this is sorta what happened.
sammiaaron 16
oh PLEASE. that's a friggin joke right? how can you compare sexual assault to a dog humping????