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Sleep_lover654 Tempe, United States

Today, I discovered my dog humping my sister's five month old baby while babysitting. FML

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Sleep_lover654 13

First of all, Iwanted to thank FML staff for publishing this, I didn't think they would. Anyway, I just wanted to clear up some obvious confusion here. The full story is, of course my sister dropped off her baby at my apartment. Later on, I had left the baby for her nap, naturally leaving the door open as I always saw my sister do. I went into the kitchen to make her bottle and a quick meal for me. I didn't see my dog near me but I thought nothing of it since he is always so well- behaved. Right when I finished, I heard the baby cry out but giggle, so I thought maybe she had gotten one of the toys. Clearly wrong. I went into the room to see my dog had somehow (do not ask how for I do not know) opened her crib, gotten in, and did...well, did that. I had to quickly pry him off of course but unfortunately, the image is burned into my mind.

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You should not let the dog babysit!

Someone is way too early into zoophillia

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christinaannxo 8

omg "brushed it off" is it normal for a dog to hump her baby? LOL!

Was this before or after your 6th beer?

Are the babies ankles ok? That's the biggest concern

da_epic_failman 7

Fur REEEEEEEEEELLLLZZZZZ???!!!