Today, I decided to start running to stay fit. Before I left, I put my cell phone in my sweat shirt pocket, and jumped vigorously up and down and ran around my apartment to make sure it wouldn't fall out. On a bridge, it slides out of my pocket and drops fifteen feet into the water below. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I decided to start jogging again for the first time in months. I made it one block before tripping over the curb. I fell so hard, my phone flew out of my pocket and hit a parked car, setting off its alarm. I ran off when I saw house curtains all around me start to twitch. FML
Today, I was excited about my new fitness tracker that I decided to go for a run to test it out. Midway through, I looked down and realized I'd forgot to turn it on. FML
Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
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fxdxhk90 0
Next time, use a belt clip.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Wow. Bragging on fmylife.com. You're so ******* cool.
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RLJJ 0
YDI ! Why in hell do you think you need to have your ******* phone at hand at any time ? Just leave it home ! Do you interrupt screwing when it rings, saying your girl(boy)friend "sorry, I've got something more important than you to care about" ?
drano 0
In a perfect world, freak accidents/emergencies would not happen and people could jog happily without worrying about stalkers, rapists, serial killers, drunk drivers, jerks, gangsters, and other types of dangers, and wouldn't have to bring their cell phone to contact help in case something were to happen. This is not a perfect world, you assume too much.
DieInAFire 0
YDI - put your phone down and stay to public places for safety.
RIKANA 0
oh no! I would be lost with out my cell...out with the old in with the new:) RI
amy_shmamy 0
i can empathize :(
xxXChiiXxx 2
YDI. You can live without it for about an hour.
junomcguff_fml 0
YDI I exterice daily. Phones are not necesarry.
fucklifeee 0
haha, i'm just imagining someone "jumping vigorously up and down and running around their apartment." Sounds just priceless.
GriefBacon 0
YDI for not getting to know your g/f's parents enough so that they would feel you were important enough to text when she came down with the condition. OR...maybe FYL for your g/f's parents thinking it wasn't worth telling you. I am torn between the two on this one. So maybe just FYL?
hecuva 0
LOL... wrong FML, sorry
kitkatkelly 0
Wow, what are the chances, eh?
spoonboy 0
That sucks, but really, you should've just left the phone at home.