Today, I decided to start running to stay fit. Before I left, I put my cell phone in my sweat shirt pocket, and jumped vigorously up and down and ran around my apartment to make sure it wouldn't fall out. On a bridge, it slides out of my pocket and drops fifteen feet into the water below. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I decided to start jogging again for the first time in months. I made it one block before tripping over the curb. I fell so hard, my phone flew out of my pocket and hit a parked car, setting off its alarm. I ran off when I saw house curtains all around me start to twitch. FML
Today, I was excited about my new fitness tracker that I decided to go for a run to test it out. Midway through, I looked down and realized I'd forgot to turn it on. FML
Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
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fxdxhk90 0
Next time, use a belt clip.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Wow. Bragging on fmylife.com. You're so ******* cool.
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MadamOracle 0
they have arm bands now
Shyman4ever 0
Why bring a cell when you're running when you can jsut use the publique phones
eric780 0
Go get it!!!!
readytofall69 0
why do you need your phone when you run are you really going to use it for that 45 min tops but I doubt you run that long or are you just that attactched because that's sad if you are.
emzmcgee 0
Good lord, people think they have to take their cell phones EVERYWHERE with them...you can be disconnected from the world for a few minutes it's ok...people did it all the time oh say 20 years ago lol
DomyDamsy 0
thats why you dont leave electronics in your coat while running
maggy_fml 0
it's july. not sure where you are but in alot of places it's too hot for a coat
amandapurple 0
happened to me. i go to a bridge where my friend tells me the phone is going to fall out so it put it in a safe pocket then move it to a regular pocket sit on the side of the bridge and it falls never to be seen again
Tsukasa_fml 0
Question to all the naysayers: why NOT bring your phone? Not like it's weighing you down. In this case she should have secured it properly but otherwise there's not a lot of reason to leave it behind. What's the point of having a mobile phone if you just leave it at home?
aback 5
And what's the point of buying a mobile just to give it to the fishes?
sofad15 0
the point of having a phone is to call when you need and have other people call you. but it does not mean you have to have your phone all the time! just when it's necessary.
Isene 0
I do live in The Netherlands, and it really isn't necessary to wear a coat.. >.< It's hot here also. And we don't have canals every 3 meters.. >.
Hatoshi 0
Well, if it fell in the water I'd suggest you go down and start swimming. There's just no better work out then swimming.