Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML
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Top comments
joeyl1990 28
I really hope the school you're talking about is college
Alaster Cooke 11
The library would have been quite and less shocking
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Comments (26)
indienerdgirl 27
That is extremely ****** up. Sounds to me like she got together with you just so she could hook up with your dad. Sorry you have a lying cheating ex girlfriend as well as a dad who doesn't respect you. **** them Op. But yeah definitely could use a follow up on this one.
Inkoseh 33
I don't think she got together with OP to get with the dad, I think the friend may be young and perhaps bisexual instead. You don't exactly have your life figured out by 16-18 (if this is HS..) and one of the top fantasies for teen girls is older men, especially teachers/friends dads. Sorry OP...
tounces7 28
As the much older person I'd say the dad is more responsible here....much easier for a 40 year old to manipulate a 16 year old than the other way around.
thehunterofprey 5
what are the chances
TheSminty1 17
Up until that moment your dad was a lucky guy
Cashmoney9000 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Today on "Things that never happened"
Lisa Raible 7
Maybe she's really trysexual aka she'll try anything!
protoskore 27
I hope she's not pregnant with your half brother
CreeperReaperX 5
Strangers family reunion I’ve ever heard of.
CreeperReaperX 5
Strangest family reunion I’ve ever heard of.
Krystal.xo 12
so did you fight your dad?
simcityguy09 19
Double whammy!