Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my...

By raesos91 - 18/09/2012 11:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML

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0RedPenguin0 8

Tuesday 18 September 2012 16:09

That's disgusting. How hard is it to tell the difference between a vase and a trash can?

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Bloody hell! That's gross

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mattlord 7

Saturday 26 April 2014 2:48

That is absolutely disgusting! I feel so bad for you.

obeykaitlyn 25

Monday 2 February 2015 9:16

but aren't you supposed to flush tampons down the toilet though?

nina0917 26

Friday 11 December 2015 7:08

ewwww

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