Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I covered a 10-hour shift for a sick coworker. Glad to earn some extra money for the holidays, I went to clock out. I hadn't even clocked in when I first got there at 7 am. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML
Today, a co-worker called in sick due to a family emergency. I ended up working an unplanned 12-hour overnight shift. After I clocked out, I dragged myself out to the parking lot to go home. Someone had smeared tacos all over my car. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
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Top comments
Potato_Pi 7
At least you did something nice for somebody else
perdix 31
Cars are worth money. People like having money. Some people don't like working at a job to make money. You can take someone's car and get money for it. Car theft is a logical enterprise. Of course, it is totally unacceptable in a civilized society which is why it is a crime and people caught doing it go to jail. I hope that straightens out things for you.
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Comments (62)
DocBastard 40
If you drive a Tata Nano, I'd say $10 is a fair trade for your car.
zombieslayer83 19
I hope you had no gas, and they ran out down the road.
Homer1975 14
hey,you are the smartest one
dixiefoxx 22
Hey, look on the bright side, you did a good deed because you worked for your sick coworker :) I just hope you get your car back... That truly sucks
oj101 33
No good deed goes unpunished.
4Sharks 4
Hey, you could've gotten out while your car was being stolen, and had to watch it get driven off.
SpearD 4
By your coworker maybe?
Homer1975 14
your answer is cool.maybe it's ture
perdix 31
With the $10 and the insurance payment, you can make a down payment on a new car! Yay, car payments!
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
Karma is a bitch, that low life scum will get out back in his place! FYL OP xx Edit: put* not out
BellaBelle_fml 23
If you had time to edit your comment, why didn't you simply replace 'out' with 'put' instead of just typing it underneath?
wagne057 6
It's sucks how one nice deed can get tarnished by something like your car being stolen.
BubbleGrunge 18
Time to file an insurance claim...