Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
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alwex 0
It doesn't make you a good driver for stopping at a yellow light when you could've gone through. It makes you a douchebag for stopping short and causing the guy behind you to bump you.. of course he's a douchebag too for running away. I guess everyone's a douchebag in this story
Xinxinix 0
Ohh god, the guy should've realized you were stopping because your break lights would've shown. He was probably riding up on your tailgate so far that when you went to stop he crashsed into you. Then he decided to be a jackass and take off leaving you there.
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Comments (69)
dan81892 2
did you get a license plate number?
HeyThereGorgeous 0
So you just wake up one morning and say "I think I'll be a good driver today" and other days you say "I think I'm going to be a bad driver today" . That's ... great.
PenNameHere 0
get his liscense plate
tobikuma 0
I never run yellow lights and I dislike people who do (unless it turns yellow like right when you get there). A few months ago I slowed and stopped, and was rear ended by a guy on his cell phone. Had to be taken to the hospital to make sure I wasn't injured. The guy tried to blame me saying first I stopped at a green light, and then second by saying it was my fault for stopping. Thankfully the cops didn't believe him and didn't blame me. He had to pay for my ER visit and the damages done to my car. Another time I was several yards behind a traffic light, going to cross traffic to turn into a gas station. I saw the light ahead turn yellow and, noticing no cars turning out to the road I'd cross, I started to turn when the light turned red. Thankfully I then noticed the semi truck that decided to speed up and run the yellow-turning-red light and would have flattened the car with me and my mother in it.
candicemichelle 0
uhm, so this def rele sucks!!! times a billion,..
Daederoth 10
You fool, stoping short and going slow are two excellent ways to mess up traffic and/or get in an accident. I hope you learned a lesson, fool.
loza2710 0
get the rego dumb ass
chabra817 0
Today my girlfriend called me by her exes name and started to cry. FML
upsidedownfrownn 5
Liscense plate number? A duh. Hehe
lolz0701 4
You only stop when it has been yellow for a while!!!