Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, after wasting $60 and 3 hours of my time getting my hair dyed to get rid of the ugly orange tint it had from the last time I got my hair dyed, it turned out to be the exact same color I started with. I go on vacation in 6 days and hate my hair. I'm not looking forward to taking pictures, that’s for sure. FML
Today, I tried doing a hair dye at home for the first time. I misread the instructions and left the dye on for twice the recommended time. Now my hair is the color of a traffic cone and brittle enough to break if I sneeze. FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
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hannahcorrine 0
Orange you glad it wasn't purple though?
minniem0usee 0
At least you're ready for halloween! That's the spirit! >:)
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Comments (272)
KaelaKhaotic 5
Just tell people it's a wig. :]
Enslaved 38
Or wear a brown wig 'til it's fixed.(:
exleonhart 0
^^ then watch some new douche try to yank it off. :(
KiddNYC1O 22
Or Bosley.
paradox2647 3
*op walks into work* hey Jim *jim* wow op that's quite a hair color *op* oh it's just a wig *Jim* cool can I borrow it for Halloween Im gonna be a ginger this year WTF does op do now. lie or admit the truth... the world will never know
stacianichole 2
This is why box dye is a bad idea.
stacianichole 2
Oh right. Sorry about that. I work at a beauty supply store and am constantly telling customers the dangers of box dye.
bfmv95mm 0
I use box dyes and they work fine..
geeksaresexy 18
I've been using home hair colours for over 10 years. The only problem I've ever had was when I tried to bleach my hair, I was about 12. Total disaster! Didn't read the instructions etc etc so it was entirely my own fault.. I've had my hair professionally coloured 4 times, at different salons, and each time they ruined my hair. I had highlights that fried my hair to the point that it fell out. I had my hair dyed for prom and ended up ginger instead of brown (I already have brown hair, just wanted it darker) I think I'll stick to the DIY kits..
Epsilonyx 15
Just in time for Halloween! You can be Haley Williams.
GraceKathryn97 0
U look so familiar!
xXxAPersonxXx 6
Or she can be a pumpkin.
CanadianNarwhal 13
That's what I was thinking!
decidedlyvague 11
It's because he's Justin Beiber.
tragicnightmare 15
exactly my thoughts!
AnaBanana1918 7
What's wrong with orange hair?
GRRSOM 7
Spend most of your time at raves, you probably won't stand out much if you bump into Gaga.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
No real rave would allow Gaga within 200 feet of the event. I heard her name is slang for penis in Turkish. Maybe the rumors are true?
bubo_fml 11
U can stand on the street and pretend to be "Caution Cone" while informing folks of the pitfalls of fukkin w/ Mother Nature!
Ohmie 5
The brown would have looked like shit anyways...
DownWithSebster 9
Girls that dye their hair orange are hot. Just saying.
SexyHindu 2
Freak
TylerRossmann 0
Haahaha....
Lily_lops95 0
Hahahaha^.^ Made my day ^^
hogs3212 0
I'm sorry- next time I'll make sure I put purple in that box.... Orange doesn't look good on ya.
bubo_fml 11
Just say you're gonna be a "Caution Cone" for Halloween!